About the Queen
She beat Queen Victoria’s record of 63 years and 216 days. Good - Queen Victoria was a total dick, I was always rooting for the other guy.
In other news Wayne Rooney just became England’s most prolific goalscorer, beating Bobby Charlton’s 49 goals for the national side. But Charlton won a World Cup. And a court in Chester has heard how a woman who agreed to blindfolded trysts with a disfigured man throughout a 2-year relationship that started on fb was actually making love to her female friend who wore a prosthetic penis. There’s some more news here but we’ve enough to be getting on with.
And in celebration of Her Majesty’s longevity BuzzFeed’s Patrick Smith has an amusing list of things: It’s Not Easy Being The Queen.