The Amazing Adventures of FLORIDA MAN
Road rage imbecile FLORIDA MAN aims weapons at Florida woman, shoots self, crashes Mercedes, bleeds out.
Does he survive? Yeah, not that it matters; he’s bred a lot of clones.
This classic first issue was a disappointment to fans, who were upset that Florida Woman did not stand her ground. Apologists for her behavior have pointed out that she was merely taking the real-time advice of police, but many still believe she should have pulled out an assault weapon or rammed Florida Man’s Mercedes with her own car.