Palin’s Late Style: He Knows the Thing
Yastreblyansky takes Palin’s latest verbal dump at Trump’s event and re-organizes it into a poem that both summarizes and transcends Palin’s obnoxious existence:
He Knows the Main Thing
And he knows how to lead the charge.
So troops, hang in there,
because help’s on the way
because he, better than anyone,
isn’t he known
for being able to command
Are You Ready for a Commander-in-Chief?
You ready for a commander-in-chief who will let
our warriors do their job and go kick ISIS ass?
Ready for someone who will secure our borders,
to secure our jobs, and to secure our homes?
Ready to make America great again,
are you ready to stump
But you really should read the whole thing here. It’s oddly touching.