Paul Ryan: Totally Not Running
by Mark Fiore
Humor • April 2016 • Views: 1,181
Leading Republicans other that those named “Trump” or “Cruz” so want a viable alternative to the crazy town race currently under way. Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, just crushed their dreams. The story goes that Ryan would make a more mainstream, palatable Republican presidential candidate.He’s not like crazy billionaire Trump and unlikeable weasel Cruz, right? Um, riiiight. Turns out Paul Ryan isn’t exactly a sane, establishment Republican, he just has the reputation of being one.