Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh Explains How That Big Gorilla’s Death Disproves Evolution, OBVIOUSLY
I didn’t think it was possible, but now I’m even more ashamed of myself for even regarding Rush Limbaugh as a remotely credible source. Oh well, at least Rush didn’t react the way the people over at Breitbart did. Evan Hurst explains what constitutes Rush’s latest idiocy,
We do not know if Rush Limbaugh’s continued career is a reflection of how mind-numbingly stupid his listeners are, or whether his listeners are a reflection of how stupid he is, or what. All we do know is that Rush Limbaugh awakened with a hangover from whatever pill-fueled sexcapades he spent Memorial Day weekend engaging in (ALLEGEDLY), saw a story on Twitter about a dead gorilla in Cincinnati, and just started mouth-shitting.
But don’t worry! This is different from Tuesday, when we told you all about the terrible humans on the internet abusing the mother of the child who fell into a gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. That’s so yesterday! No, that ape made Rush have thoughts on science and evolution, because why the fuck not?