Trump’s Running Mate: Sarah Palin’s Latest Word Salad
Amidst all the speculation of who Trump is going to choose as his running mate, Sarah Palin weighed in with either brilliant, anguished poetry that subtly calls back on Queen’s “Find me somebody to love” …
Or is incomprehensible WHARRGARRBBLLE.
Personally, I think that Trump’s instincts would be to pick Sarah Palin, because she’s exactly what would result in the biggest TV ratings. He wouldn’t have to do all the heavy lifting to dominate the news cycle - she’d do it by just showing up to a pet store and stomping on kittens “to piss off the liberal lesbian cat-loving traitors.” Or some such.
When choosing a running mate, she said this weekend,
“I would tell him
who understands who the boss will be
someone who is not running too
someone who he could serve with who he wouldn’t need a taste test
around him, you know?
You know what I mean?”