Desperate Right-Wing Scrambles to Defend Trump’s “Amnesty” on Immigration
Started seeing this on Talking Points Memo this morning, and doubted it because God could not be this kind.
But yes, it’s true: the racist shitsmears that have made Trump’s crazy, illogical, hateful rhetoric about cleansing the U.S. of anyone darker than a paper bag …
… are now thrashing and wailing in the blackness of blacknesses, after Trump basically endorsed the idea of letting immigrants stay in the U.S., as long as they pay their back taxes.
Here’s Rush on the matter, desperately trying to Jedi mind-trick the dimwitted into sticking with Trump after he stabbed them all in their withered, geriatric Klan hearts:
And you Drive-Byers are looking for mass defections. You’re looking for people to be disappointed. You’re looking for people to think that Trump has sold ‘em out, lied to them. You’re waiting for them to, in effect, come to Jesus and realize that they’ve been snookered from day one by Trump. You’re not gonna find it. Because this has been bigger than Trump, it’s about more than Trump. This movement that’s there, however big it is, existed before Trump came along. Trump happens to be the guy, whether by accident or by design, who connected with this movement. Again, unknown how big it is.
There are many reasons why Trump supporters support Trump. There are many reasons why Trump supporters are loyal. There are many reasons why people are gonna vote for Trump and are excited. There’s a lot of reasons why Trump draws huge crowds with lots of energy. One of the reasons why some of those people will never abandon Trump is because they’re not gonna do anything that in their minds would help Hillary Clinton get elected.
And here’s the five stages of Ann Coulter’s grief: http://www.mediaite.com/online/the-five-stages-of-ann-coulters-trump-grief/
Well, if it’s “hard,” then nevermind. Trump: “… to take a person who’s been here for 15 or 20 years ….It’s a very, very hard thing.”
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) August 25, 2016
It’s not “amnesty.” It’s “comprehensive immigration reform”!!!! Trump: “they have to pay taxes, there’s no amnesty.”
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) August 25, 2016
Ongoing: Team Trump makes a mess of immigration. https://t.co/ynIcVr8uQK
— Byron York (@ByronYork) August 25, 2016
Topping that, the editor of the National Review now calls Trump a cuck on immigration
I’m more conservative on immigration than that cuck Donald Trump. https://t.co/ZAXMcGWZOf
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) August 25, 2016
Nom on the wailing and tears of helpless rage. Nom. Nom. Nom.