“Der Trumpster’s Face!”
I haven’t been able to get this song out of my head since the election started. I just had to “revise” the lyrics for today. I recommend singing this at the top of your lungs at the polls in a swing state—or any state! The Trump team did such a great job of making current events fit the lyrics! Now, I just need someone to sing this…
When Der Trumpster says, he’ll make America Great!
We Heil! Heil! Right in Der Trumpster’s face!
Not to love Der Trumpster is a great disgrace
So we Heil! Heil! Right in Der Trumpster’s face!When Herr Christie says, I’ll close this bridge, it’s great!
We Heil! Heil! Right in Herr Christie’s face!
When Herr Putin says, we’ll make these emails fake.
We Heil! Heil! Right in Herr Putin’s face!Are we not the alpha men super pure alpha men?
Ja we are the alpha men (super duper alpha men!)Is this Trumpster guy so good?
Would you leave him if you could?
Ja this Trumpster guy is good!
We would leave him if we could!We bring the world to order
Der Trumpster’s world to order
Everyone of foreign race
Will love Der Trumpster’s face
When we bring to the world, disorder!When Der Trumpster says, he’ll make America Great!
We Heil! Heil! Right in Der Trumpster’s face!
Not to love Der Trumpster is a great disgrace
So we Heil! Heil! Right in Der Trumpster’s face!When Der Trumpster says, he’ll make America Great!
We Heil! Heil! Right in Der Trumpster’s face!
Not to love Der Trumpster is a great disgrace
So we Heil! Heil! Right—-in—-Der—-Trumpster’s—-face!