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Romantic Heretic  Jan 19, 2017 • 7:17:24pm

Ya know, Ms. DeVos, God’s perfectly capable of building His Own Kingdom.

It’s the other side that needs your help.

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unproven innocence  Jan 19, 2017 • 9:38:07pm

A quote by FDR is appropriate here: This needs attention.

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De Kolta Chair  Jan 20, 2017 • 12:53:32pm
“Trump is much more likely,” Lanting says, “to bring Christ into the world.”

Yeah, for two thousand years Christianity has been a tiny cult ignored by the powerful! //

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Chrysicat  Jan 20, 2017 • 6:35:44pm

re: #3 De Kolta Chair

No, no, he means physically bring Him back, as in “nukes kill everyone, Christ literally rides down from Heaven upon a gleaming white horse with antigravity capability”.

They’re literally trying to hurry along the End of the World now instead of following what we thought was all humanity’s instinct for preserving the mortal form of the self.

NVM that The Guy they’re trying to bring back explicitly said not to test The Father, and that’s literally what they’re doing now since they’ve finally slid all the way towards actively trying to summon The Son.

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Birth Control Works  Jan 23, 2017 • 6:54:29pm

re: #4 Chrysicat

No, no, he means physically bring Him back, as in “nukes kill everyone, Christ literally rides down from Heaven upon a gleaming white horse with antigravity capability”.

They’re literally trying to hurry along the End of the World now instead of following what we thought was all humanity’s instinct for preserving the mortal form of the self.

NVM that The Guy they’re trying to bring back explicitly said not to test The Father, and that’s literally what they’re doing now since they’ve finally slid all the way towards actively trying to summon The Son.

yep, the Dominionists literally think they can bring the Rapture. Now, how are they different from the Whacko-Muslims?


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