President Bans Tom Brady From SUPER BOWL LI!
FAKE NEWS TIME has breaking news that the President has issued an Executive Order suspending the New England Patriots’ star quarterback, Tom Brady, from SUPER BOWL LI! FAKE NEWS TIME previously broke the story that Trump had demanded that China relinquish naming rights to “SUPER BOWL LI” — based on Trump’s accusations that an unknown “LI” family bought the naming rights, using funds supplied by the Chinese government. (All previous stories can be seen at the bottom of this posting.) Here, in its exclusive continuing coverage of this story, FAKE NEWS TIME brings you news of the President’s shocking ban of Brady:
Here are the previous editions of FAKE NEWS TIME, with exclusive reporting on the story, including the January 27 edition — which is posted online for the first time, here:
“PART III” of the story (from Jan. 27 newspaper), which is posted online for the first time, here:
“PART II” of the story (from Jan. 25 newspaper):
SPECIAL ONLINE REAL NEWS FEATURE (Jan. 25 edition): Although Donald Trump has never really owned a football team that set attendance records, he did actually own a football team named the “New Jersey Generals.” As a special feature – for FAKE NEWS TIME’s online readers – CLICK HERE for a real magazine’s interesting retrospective article concerning Trump’s ownership of the New Jersey Generals, in the USFL (a football league which was a rival to the NFL). As set forth in the magazine article, Trump bought the Generals after their 1983 season, and the USFL went out of business after two more seasons (i.e., the 1986 season was never played).
“PART I” of the story (from Jan. 23 newspaper):
Full front page (Click on the upper right corner to pop-out the newspaper into a larger viewing window):
SPECIAL ONLINE REAL NEWS FEATURE (Jan. 23 edition): Although “Trump” has not yet officially appeared in the name of a Super Bowl game, the name has appeared on some other notable business ventures that are referenced in FAKE NEWS TIME’s (January 23) full-length newspaper. As a special feature – for FAKE NEWS TIME’s online readers – CLICK HERE for a real news article, which lists some of those “Trump” business ventures.