Left-Wing Fake News: Trump Sucker-Punches Pence
We’ve all condemned the weak-minded RWNJs for falling for obvious clickbait falsehoods aimed at exploiting their unconscious wishful thinking about Obama, Hilary, #pizzagate, Seth Rogers, Mr. Rogers, Roger Wilco Space Janitor, RamRom Space Knight, etc. etc. etc.
So here’s one that crossed my feed this morning:
Reports Of Shoving Match Between Trump And Pence Has Nation On Edge
President called VP a “traitor,” then threw sucker punch that left second-in-command with possible concussion
Despite its being clearly labeled as “satire,” the hysterical … um, I don’t want to use the pejorative “moonbat” but Christ, we gotta come up with a label for the hyperventilating lefties amongst us … but yeah, some folks amongst us, prone to freakouts & drama, are now going as far afield as the loons who breathlessly spread all the Benghazi & MailGate bullshit.
These paragraphs made me appreciate the comic genius at work here:
Mr. Trump became enraged, yelling, “Look, you goody two-shoes Christian Ken doll, I’m the fucking President of the United States, alright, and I’ll dress, or undress, any way I like.”
The senior official reporting the incident, a woman, then said that the president briefly flashed his “willy” through his pajama bottoms, causing Mr. Pence to quickly usher the female staff members to the door.
When Mr. Pence’s back was turned, Mr. Trump accused his vice-president of maneuvering to take his job. “You’ve been plotting with Priebus to become POTUS from day one, you stupid, bible-thumping turncoat!”
Reince Priebus demonstrates how Mr. Trump likes to dangle his pecker out of his pants from time-to-time — a quirk Mr. Pence observed firsthand Thursday.
At that point, Vice-President Pence turned and approached Mr. Trump in an apparent effort to calm him down. The president shoved him and Mr. Pence shoved back. Then the president tossed both his cowboy hat and toupee into the air to distract the vice-president while he threw a powerful sucker punch that knocked the former Indiana governor to the floor.