Native Americans Call for Ban on Christians Entering the United States - ACC Magazine
Native Americans have controversially called for a complete ban on Christians of any denomination entering the US until representatives can ‘figure out what the hell is going on.’
“Seriously, you guys have screwed this place up,” said Chief Simon with Williams
“Two world wars, I don’t know how many ‘minor conflicts,’ mass-shootings, Adam Sandler, toy dogs, the Star Wars prequels. Ryan Adams covering Taylor Swift, MacDonalds; I mean, all this is bad enough but now you unleash Donald Trump on us?”
“I’m sorry, it’s extreme but we have to say enough is enough.”
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