Michael Cohen Is Flipping on Trump Because He’s a Squealer & Always Has Been
Trump had to know this day was coming.
BREAKING: Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen likely to cooperate with federal prosecutors in New York as his attorneys leave case, sources tell @ABC News. https://t.co/AHPYOLGt1Q pic.twitter.com/R0DjCZf2Tn
— ABC News (@ABC) June 13, 2018
This treacherous little shit is going to squeal like a stuck pig.
Michael Cohen is going to give up every single thing that is asked of him, because like all bullies, underneath the cussing, swearing, swaggering tough-guy exterior …
… is a spine of pure jello.
When Michael Cohen flips, and divulges all the vile, disgusting details on Trump, spanning 2 decades, please don’t forget his job title:
“Current RNC Deputy Finance Chair, Michael Cohen”
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) June 13, 2018
When Michael Flynn fired all his Trump-friendly lawyers, Palmer Report said it was a clear sign he was flipping. Skeptics said we were being overly presumptive. Eight days later, Flynn’s deal was finalized. Michael Cohen just fired all his Trump-friendly lawyers. Do the math 😃
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) June 13, 2018
Of course, this news is being covered differently by the various news outlets…
CNN: Michael Cohen might be cooperating
MSNBC: Michael Cohen might be cooperating
Fox News: Hillary Clinton used deep-state mind control to make Michael Cohen cooperate.
NY Times: We are currently busy using a thesaurus to find a different word than cooperate. Stay tuned.
— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) June 13, 2018
And leave it to the Onion to cut right to the heart of things:
Sweating, Suitcase-Clutching Michael Cohen Standing On Roof Of Trump Tower Starting To Think Helicopter Never Coming To Take Him Away https://t.co/3rg1LzAZLy pic.twitter.com/tOe08q2hs2
— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 13, 2018