Putin’s Bitch - Russian State TV: Trump Is “Our Agent,” Lavrov Is “Puppet Master”
I didn’t think this would happen until Trump’s second term, but the Russians are now openly parading around the fact that Trump is Putin’s bitch.
Putin has expressed undisguised delight with the crusade led by Trump and Giuliani to whitewash Moscow’s interference in the U.S. elections and pin the blame on Kyiv. Last month, the Russian president smugly remarked “Thank God no one is accusing us of interfering in the U.S. elections anymore. Now they’re accusing Ukraine.”
Rossiya-1 reporter Valentin Bogdanov surmised that by now the majority of American Republicans believe that Ukraine interfered in the U.S. elections, with the show airing various clips from Fox News.
The absurdity of such claims spawned by the Russian security services puts the hypocrisy of the Republicans on full display. The Kremlin, having argued for years that democracy is a sham and the West is devoid of morals and principles, can now showcase the GOP as its “Exhibit A.”
It gets worse. The Russians are laughing, and speculating that they will need to offer Trump asylum if the Democrats ever get into power. Which is probably what they’re telling Trump, which is why he won’t ever leave office willingly, and will attempt to cancel elections and declare national emergencies.
Appearing on Sunday Evening With Vladimir Soloviev, Mikhail Gusman, first deputy director general of ITAR-TASS, Russia’s oldest and largest news agency, predicted: “Sooner or later, the Democrats will come back into power. The next term or the term after that, it doesn’t matter… I have an even more unpleasant forecast for Trump. After the White House, he will face a very unhappy period.”
The host, Vladimir Soloviev, smugly asked: “Should we get another apartment in Rostov ready?” Soloviev’s allusion was to the situation of Viktor Yanukovych, former president of Ukraine, who was forced to flee to Russia in 2014 and settled in the city of Rostov-on-Don.
About a year ago, I predicted that the end of Trump will be his private plane taking off with crates of cash falling out and breaking open, spewing hundred dollar bills all over the runway, as a flying wedge of FBI vans, lights flashing, chases the plane down the runway …
… and Don Jr. and Ivanka stumble after Donald’s plane, sobbing, “Daddy, daddy, don’t leave us!”