We have one day to go, and I think the prevailing emotion in America is pretty much a toxic mix of fear, anxiety, despair, anger and demoralization.

So here’s an antidote (of sorts) - a searchable database of all Trump’s ridiculous “Sir …” stories, all in one place.

The last time I was here, a man came up to me, he said, “Sir, President Obama took our heart away, took our life away.’ I’ll never forget it. A man, strong guy, had tears in his eyes. He said, “You gave us back our life,” because they took it away from him. We gave it back. Best iron ore there is anywhere.

It’s like hearing a 4-year-old talk about their Seekrit Plan to make a billion dollars and turn snowflakes into cookies:

They said, sir, they can’t produce $50 billion. I said, I want the farmers to tell me … remember the story about winning? We’re going to win so much. We’re going into the White House. We’re going to tell the president, sir, we just can’t stand winning. The state of Texas, John Cornyn and Ted Cruz, they’re going to come into my office. Sir, we just can’t stand this winning in Texas anymore. It’s too much. We can’t handle it. Well, that’s what I want from the farmers. I want the farmers to say. I want the farmers to say, sir, we just can’t produce that much product. We can’t do it, sir. And I’m going to say yes, you can. And they’re going to say, no, we can’t. I’m going to say yes you can. And they’re going to go out and they get to take in 50 billion from China as opposed to 20. That’s what’s going to happen. That’s what’s going to happen.