The Moonbat watchers Guide to Obama’s Coronation at Denver
Sunday, August 24th
The Lord’s Day gets off to brisk start as Obama officially arrives in town riding on a donkey along a road strewn with palm fronds. Also, it’s the Sabbath for most Christians.
At 9:00 am, the End the Occupations March and Rally will begin at the west steps of the state capital building and end in front of the Pepsi Center, which will be absolutely empty of delegates. The march is to end “all illegal imperialist occupations in Iraq, Palestine, Afghanistan, Puerto Rico, Haiti, Hawaii, North America, and others.” Those organizations seeking regime change in Tibet, Darfur, and Myanmar are discouraged from joining as the irony may reach toxic levels.
In the unlikely event that the End the Occupations March and Rally does not end all occupations, at 1:00 pm, pale people with no rhythm will engage in the Funk the War: Dance for Peace, which is “a creative action with an emphasis on music and visuals.” This is a novel idea as all prior protests were entirely silent affairs conducted and witnessed only by blind people.
Read the rest of the itinerary in the link.