Write-in candidates?

Or ‘the dumb s*** a caffeine addict thinks of when suffering insomnia.’

Think outside the ballot box and tell me who would make an excellent write-in PotUS. I don’t mean “serve the nation better than Obama” excellent. I mean “right or wrong, I really want to watch his/her speeches” excellent. I don’t care if they’re US citizens, or alive, or even fictitious. …