How To Be A Pundit

or, Everything Would Be Great If Only Everybody Just Listened To What I Say

1) remember to Look Down Benevolently. not everybody is as calm and wise as you are. remember, your job is to give everybody the Benefit Of Your Wisdom. you are, fer sure, Very Calm, Moderate, and Reasonable. not like those critics of yours who are Angry, which is Bad 2) …