PigGate. British PM Denies Sex Act With Pig. No, Not an Onion Hoax.

Close up your browsers, people, we have reached the end of political absurdity for the week already.

Monday morning. Hum-te-dum. Checking email, social, feeds … and GOOD GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!! Apparently, this is from a book from someone named Lord Ashcroft, although I dimly suspect this may be just a character on Downton Abbey, and there are these other allegations: Welp. At least the …