Rules of the New Aristocracy

I do enjoy reading anything Straczynski writes (Note: I can’t find an original source)

A piece credited to the creator of Babylon 5, J. Michael Straczynski has written down the rules by which our aristocracy lives. I can hear the sound of wingnut heads exploding. ETA: My bad. There’s nothing I can find that links this to Straczynski. So I’ve changed the title and …