Heina Dadabhoy has something special for that special far right nut job in your life,
This is just about the best way you could let your republican, woman hating, gay bashing, anti government conspiracy theorist boy friend/girl friend, know how much you care about them. Note: that these will not be sold to you unless you can answer a serious of questions. First and foremost, are you the same gender as the person you’re in love with? If so, you are a sinner and you are unworthy of the love that you will get from these cards.
Also we don’t take visa or mastercard, because American Express express is the only true patriotic American credit card. Never mind the fact that most of the stuff you’ll buy with it were made over seas in Chinese sweatshops, including these Valentines. Don’t call us hypocrites, Its not that we’re not patriotic, its just that we don’t want to pay anyone more than a dollar an hour, okay.
Just give them one of these cards along with some Chocolate and flowers, and you’ll be making sweet sweet love in no time, before its time to take down the evil Obama regime, that’s planning to take your guns.