Now rich and powerful bastards of the upper classes will know that they can’t get away with oppressing the youth of the UK!
Not after they have bravely and eloquently written “fuck the cuts” on everything in London (including each other) and pissed on a statue of Winston Churchill!
But they may have incited the yank forces of Glenn Beck and Bill O’Rielly by burning down a state Christmas tree. This incitement will re-energize those two - just yesterday they were left stunned and confused as President Obama lit the US national Christmas Tree, said “Merry Christmas” more than twice and failed to bow to any foreign leaders in the process. Now the dynamic duo repelling the “War on Christmas” can take their battle to the UK. No doubt more urine will be desperately needed.