World, Meet Goalkeeper. David, Say ‘Hello World. I Am Here to Save You All’

I have met atlas, he ain’t shrugging, and ‘de’ name is De Gea

David De Gea, Manchester United’s goalkeeping ingenue, just announced himself on the world stage. He was graceful. He had class. He sowed his standard in front of the stretford end. He was every Arthurian chivalrous hero, the Green Knight of a Newish Old Trafford. Let’s hope he can be Daedalus …