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The Jihadis' Master Plan

Sat, Apr 2, 2005 at 4:31:14 pm

The jihadis have a plan to destroy America.

See, they’re going to blow up the Canary Islands. This will cause a gigantic tsunami which will wipe out the Great Satan. Like all great plans for global catastrophes, it’s diabolically simple.

No word on exactly how they’ll blow up the Canary Islands. But as soon as they work out this little detail, all you infidels will be treading water.