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Religious Caveman Bryan Fischer Fantasizes About Spankings From God

Wed, Jan 9, 2013 at 5:37:45 pm

American Family Association caveman Bryan Fischer spends a lot of time thinking about important subjects like spanking. Spanking by God, not by Bryan, of course. He never spanks his kids, except when he does, because they deserved it.

Spanking, God, kids, religion. A moist layer cake of Freudian dysfunction. And oh yes, bears. Mr. Fischer has a weird obsession with bears; he really hates them, especially grizzlies. Not sure where that fits in.

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Bryan Fischer: Get Rid of the 'Curse' That Is the Grizzly Bear