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Fly Lands on Obama's Face, World Net Daily Raves About Satan - Update: Satan Discovered Writing for WND

Fri, Jan 25, 2013 at 1:26:38 pm

Today at the craziest of the crazy right wing sites, ace reporter Aaron Klein is covering an issue that the mainstream media are too afraid to touch: Is Obama Biblical 'Lord of the Flies'?

Yes, in addition to being a socialist, a Marxist, Hitler, an angry black radical, a secret Muslim, and a tyrant, President Barack Obama can also lay claim to the title of His Nibs, the Horned One. The Prince of Darkness. The King of Hell. The malignant arch-fiend Beelzebub.

Those reaching to connect Obama's fly troubles with the darkest biblical references won't have much difficulty.

One name commonly used to refer to Satan is Beelzebub, which translates from Hebrew into "Lord of the Flies."

A posting at the popular Free Republic Web forum discusses Beelzebub and asks, "Is the White House fly infestation evidence of demonic presence and influence there?"

The End Times blog named Obama the "Lord of the Flies."

The blog connects Obama to Beelzebub, writing, "This really isn't an academic question. The Lord of the Flies is real."

Over at RevalationNow.net, a posting by "editorial staff" muses about whether Obama is possessed by a demonic entity.

"I feel like I am watching a horror movie and the secret evil character is revealed by the evil signs around him," the post reads.

Klein concludes his investigative piece with several paragraphs of citations from the Bible and Torah, helpfully explaining the many ways in which Satan has been linked to flies.

Some of World Net Daily's super-smart commenters suggest an alternate explanation, however.

Flies are a very good judge of excrement.

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Well as a dog owner I've seen a lot of dog poop in the yard through the years over the course of 4 dogs & as an eye witness I can say poop usually has lots of flies swarming around it & sitting on it. Maybe we should start calling obammie the BigTurd-in-Chief. ;-)

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HAHAHAHA! That was funny. :)

UPDATE at 1/25/13 1:58:06 pm

World Net Daily may have a huge, no, an apocalyptic problem much closer to home, though. The signs are undeniable. One of their own columnists is also attracting flies.

Lucifer is among them.

The Dark Lord has many faces. (Photoshop by Gus.)