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NRA Head LaPierre's Astonishingly Paranoid Article

Thu, Feb 14, 2013 at 10:49:33 am

For the head of the NRA, Wayne LaPierre, America has turned into a nightmarish apocalyptic hellscape of roving drug gangs, terrorists, and looting minorities. Financial ruin. Tornadoes. Hurricanes. Riots. I don't know how he even finds the strength to carry on.

And that description is not an exaggeration: Stand and Fight.

Hurricanes. Tornadoes. Riots. Terrorists. Gangs. Lone criminals. These are perils we are sure to face--not just maybe. It's not paranoia to buy a gun. It's survival. It's responsible behavior, and it's time we encourage law-abiding Americans to do just that.

This is the voice of America's pro-gun movement -- obsessed with paranoid fantasies and heavily armed.

What could possibly go right?

UPDATE at 2/14/13 10:53:44 am

To accompany this whacked-out editorial, the NRA has released a new video -- a classic in the right wing fear-mongering genre, standing up for Americans who need to be able to spray dozens of bullets in all directions as quickly as possible.

This is why the "Bad Craziness" tag exists.