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Fox News Finds the Perfect Replacement for Sarah Palin

Fri, Feb 15, 2013 at 10:59:12 am

It can't have been easy to find a right winger dense and jingoistic enough to fill the big clown shoes of the recently disenfranchised Sarah Palin, but Fox News has risen to the occasion and found someone sure to delight their wingnut audience: Herman Cain Joins Fox News as Contributor.

Fox News Channel has hired former Republican presidential candidate and Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain as a contributor. Cain will provide political and business analysis and commentary across FNC's daytime and primetime programming, as well as on Fox Business Network.

"Cain's impressive resume makes him a valuable addition to the FOX News and FOX Business lineup," said EVP Bill Shine. "As a political expert with business savvy, he brings an important voice to the nation's debates." ...

Cain added, "I'm excited about joining the FOX family as a contributor because it is an opportunity to be one more voice for intelligent thinking in America."

As opposed to "dumb thinking."

UPDATE at 2/15/13 11:04:21 am

Fox News announces that Herman Cain will be their exclusive correspondent in Oo-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 15, 2013