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NY Satanists to Posthumously Baptize Fred Phelps... into Homosexuality

Wed, Mar 19, 2014 at 10:53:35 am

The NY Satanic Temple plans on giving the same holy ceremony they did for Fred's mother -- the Pink Mass.

Lucien Greaves, the head of the Satanic Temple, has some "heartfelt"(?) words about the planned event:

At the time, I predicted that Fred hadn't too much longer till he would pass, and I stated - in a direct tweet to the WBC - that I would be presiding over Fred's own Pink Mass before too long. As I have made a promise to a dying man, I fully intend to do my very best to see it through, and the pomp and circumstance of this Pink Mass will surely far, far exceed that of the original event in Meridian, Mississippi.

So, uh. This is a thing. It'll be interesting to see if the WBC tries to keep this form of protected free speech away from Fred's gravesite. However, given that they have excommunicated Fred for apparently having a change of heart (and actually accepting real Christian values into his blackened heart), who knows?