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American Family Association Loon Bryan Fischer: Dinosaurs Were Just Giant, 1,000-Year-Old Lizards

Tue, Dec 22, 2015 at 12:44:01 pm

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Bryan Fischer has a theory about dinosaurs, and it is his theory, which is his, even though he's "not a scientist or whatever." It's a really good theory, based on the Bible of course, because what else do you need to know?

If the Bible says Methuselah was a thousand years old there's no reason whatsoever to doubt it, right? I mean, what are you, crazy or something, doubting the literal truth of the Bible?

And if Methuselah could live that long back in the day a couple thousand years ago, so could ordinary reptiles, right? It just makes sense, people! And since reptiles never stop growing... they eventually turned into giant dinosaurs! It's so obvious.

(Actually, this isn't really Bryan's original theory. It's an old creationist idiocy that's been circulated by religious fanatics for a long time. For example.)