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Oregon Militants' Shopping List: Both Miracle Whip and Mayonnaise

Sat, Jan 9, 2016 at 6:01:22 pm

Via JJ MacNab, here's the latest shopping list from the chowderheads who've "occupied" Oregon's Malheur Wildlife Sanctuary on orders from God.

My favorite item on the list is outlined in red, but why would they want both Miracle Whip and mayonnaise? Are they going to put that Miracle Whip on their fresh veggies? Could they possibly be that crass?

And "gaming supplies?" Do they need some Playstation 4 controllers?

And both hot dogs and brats? Why in the ever-loving sovereign citizen world would you subject yourself to hot dogs if you had brats?

Inquiring minds want to know.