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Woo Hoo! Little Green Footballs Makes Alex Jones's "Ultimate Fake News List!"

Wed, Dec 7, 2016 at 5:55:50 pm

I'm pleased to announce that Little Green Footballs has made it onto a very prestigious list of news outlets: The Ultimate "Fake News" List by none other than deranged conspiracy-monger Alex Jones!

The whack jobs who run Infowars are clearly stung by the absolutely accurate charge that they peddle fake news to gullible right wingers, so they're doing what these snake oil salesmen always do: "I know you are but what am I?"

FULL LIST OF FAKE NEWS OUTLETS

– The New York Times
– The Washington Post
– CNN
– NBC News
– MSNBC
– CBS News
– ABC News
– Salon​.com
– The Huffington Post
– Rolling Stone
– BBC News
– Sky News
– Financial Times
– Politico
– New York Daily News
– L.A. Times
– USA Today
– US News & World Report
– CBC
– Gawker
– Newsweek
– Time
– Business Insider
– Daily Beast
– VICE
– Yahoo News
– Daily Kos
– Young Turks
– Slate
– NPR
– PBS
– Raw Story
– New Yorker
– Buzzfeed
– MoveOn
– Think Progress
– Media Matters
– Wonkette
– Center for American Progress
Little Green Footballs
– The Economist

Unfortunately we're almost in last place, but I don't think it's ordered by importance since The Economist, whose budget I'm pretty sure is much bigger than ours, is below LGF. Nonetheless, we pledge to work even harder so the next time Jones and his addle-brained crony Paul Joseph Watson publish one of these lists we're at Number One!