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Right Wing #SecretSociety Conspiracy Theory Collapses Spectacularly

Wed, Jan 24, 2018 at 6:03:40 pm

The entire right wing universe began shrieking in unison (they always shriek in unison) a couple of days ago on reports that an FBI agent had referenced a "secret society" in a text message.

It was evidence of the DEEP STATE! A conspiracy to harm DEAR LEADER DONNIE! Possibly involving the ILLUMINATI! Heads must roll! People must be imprisoned! #ReleaseTheMemo!

But, uh, it was a lame joke.

ABC News has obtained the "secret society" text...It's a stand alone message from Lisa Page:"Are you even going to give out your calendars? Seems kind of depressing. Maybe it should just be the first meeting of the secret society"

— Michael Del Moro (@MikeDelMoro) January 25, 2018

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We can now expect @JackPosobiec, Creepy Mike @Cernovich, and the Stupidest Man on the Internet (@gatewaypundit) to issue retractions for their conspiracy-mongering, right?

I know they won't! That was another lame joke.