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Massive Run on Popcorn Supplies After Reports: "Javanka and Kelly Are Locked in a Death Match"

Wed, Feb 28, 2018 at 11:11:37 am

The Pitiless Snake Pit formerly known as The White House is even more inhospitable to human life today, as the Trump family throws a massive collective tantrum and rages at Chief of Staff John Kelly over Jared Kushner losing his security clearance: Javanka and Kelly are locked in a death match. Two enter. Only one survives.

Stephen Colbert is at the top of his game with this bunch of incompetent villains in charge.