I got a real kick out of this part.

“I may feel that Bravo, A&E, History Channel and Food Network justify the $70 a month fee, while my husband attributes more value to the sports channels,” Martin wrote in July. “

I wouldn’t pay a dime for the Pawn Stars channel, the Storage Wars channel, and the Real Housewives channel, and I’d love to see sports channels all be part of their own tier so I don’t have to pay for them either.

Then there are all of the religious channels, the shopping channels, and the advertising channels masquerading as program channels.