Late last night, Page’s girlfriend, Misty Cook, a 31-year-old nursing student and waitress with whom he once lived, was arrested on gun charges, the Journal Sentinel in Milwaukee reported. Cook was barred under federal law from owning guns due to a 2005 felony conviction for eluding a police officer.
NURSING STUDENT? Would anyone give her a nursing license? A profession where she could potentially hold someone’s life in her hands? Stop the world, I want to get the fuck off.