Mama Boucher: You gonna lose all your fancy “fools’ balls” games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is?
Bobby Boucher: The devil?
Bobby Boucher: Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I’m gonna keep doin’ them both because they make me feel good!
Bobby Boucher: [Bobby runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in] And by the way, Mama. “Alligators” are ornery ‘cause of their “Medula Oblongata”!
Bobby Boucher: [Bobby runs back out, then back in again] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
[slams door on Mama]
The part of Mama Boucher could be played by either Christine or Sarah….