re: #9 CuriousLurker

“What do you mean you aren’t hungry?”

“Get a pen. You must have lost my number.”

“I don’t like her. You can do better.”

“A person can adapt to loneliness. I know.”

“I’m so pleased you got into Harvard. Did you know cousin Paulie is at Oxford?”

“It’s nice you are studying botany. Cousin Albert has a chain of pool furniture stores. He’s doing very well. But, as long as you’re happy…”

“I don’t think she’s for you. She wears too much makeup and not the right colors.”

“In the whole world, there are no Jewish girls you like? Go ahead, kill your grandfather. He won’t mid and he’ll be glad to be gone. But as long as you’re happy…”

Ah, I’m just getting warmed up…