I’m pleased to report that the Trump-loving, Alex Jones worshiping, Moon flight denying antivaxx clerk who worked at our local hotel has been fired. This was not for being a pseudoscience jackass, though, but for conniving with an accomplice to steal a couple of computers out of the hotel lobby. Seems he did NOT know the location and coverage zones of all the video cameras, and they caught him red-handed. I took the opportunity to enlighten the owner (a friend of mine) about my belief in the correlation between batshit conspira-lies and dishonest behavior in general. He said he would look it up.