re: #98 SanFranciscoZionist
George W. Bush once told a crowd in Nashua, “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
This was fairly clearly a braincrash of ‘put food on the table’ and ‘feed your family’. It’s also hilarious.
That was better than his dad vomiting on the Prime Minister of Japan. I imagine he was pretty embarrassed.