re: #41 Vicious Babushka

I say the only sensible and direct approach for a female to defend herself is to actually carry an AR-15 within her vagina. Free’s up the hands and removes the sexual offenders malicious organ at the same time. Given that some sort of radio controlled firing device could be rigged to something like a ring or bracelet.

After all why would god make the hole in the first place if he didn’t intend it for use as a convenient storage facility?///