re: #28 Single-handed sailor

“We will investigate the Clintons another 30 years if that’s what it takes!! But, hey, we spent too much time investigating Trump.”

30 years later:

We’re continuing to investigate allegations of murder, corruption, obstruction, perjury and other misdeeds by the Clintons.

“Sir, Hillary and Bill Clinton are both dead, died almost 20 years ago, in fact.”

Well, Chelsea’s still alive, isn’t she?