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Colbert Crunches the Midterms Down to One Statistic [VIDEO]

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Sir John Barron11/06/2018 11:40:04 am PST

re: #75 Flying Squirrel Girl

Our office Trumper (female, white, 69 years old) just regaled us with the story of those “amazing people” at the rally last night spontaneously singing “Amazing Grace.” Someone at our table said, “I hate that orange man. I hope Beto wins today!” She replied, “Well why would you want to change things when they’re working out so well?” I couldn’t keep my mouth shut any longer so I said, “Ted Cruz missed 50% of the votes cast in the Senate in 2016.” She looked me square in the eyes and said, “Beto is sending money to the caravan — believe it.” That was when I got up and came back to my desk.

OK, I’ll play along, why would Beto send money to the Caravan?