Back to Breitbart though…
I want to protest this unfair, and out of context, mischaracterization of Breitbart. He would never stoop so low as to bang a goat.
For one thing goats are stubborn and they keep turning him down.
For another, he smells too much like Pamela Geller.
Now had this been video of him masturbating to a cross burning, while listening to Beck and dreaming that someday, he can get Beck’s job, and using a cheap Chinese made reproduction Constitution to wipe up his rancid love stains… That I could have believed.