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Breaking: Video Surfaces of Breitbart in Compromising Position with Goat

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Mad Prophet Ludwig8/10/2010 6:16:27 pm PDT

Back to Breitbart though…

I want to protest this unfair, and out of context, mischaracterization of Breitbart. He would never stoop so low as to bang a goat.

For one thing goats are stubborn and they keep turning him down.

For another, he smells too much like Pamela Geller.

Now had this been video of him masturbating to a cross burning, while listening to Beck and dreaming that someday, he can get Beck’s job, and using a cheap Chinese made reproduction Constitution to wipe up his rancid love stains… That I could have believed.