In the past couple of weeks my cat has printed like 20 test pages on my b&w laser printer by stepping on a specific button when she traverses the desk behind my monitor. Every. Time. Then, the printer suddenly coming to life causes her to turn around and go back to watch the paper coming out—naturally, stepping on the same friggin’ button all over again as she leans over to watch.

I’ve gotta figure out how to protect that button.