Let’s be honest, America: Dogs are parasites, not man’s best friend https://t.co/qKVGVzZAbj pic.twitter.com/yrss33aChm

— Union-Tribune Ideas (@sdutIdeas) July 12, 2018

Our dog was a very effective burglar deterrent, and our cat made mice extinct in our home. If we’re going for “earning their keep,” both did.

re: #102 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I will offer logical arguments even where none or called for: people keep dogs and cats because they want to, nobody keeps a tick or an intestinal worm voluntarily.

See the Tapeworm Diet (goes to Healthline)