Dems: We want to do a bipartisan 1/6 Commission, you cool with that?

GOP: Fuck you, no.

Dems: Okay, fine. We’re gonna run our own investigation and, just to show we’re being fair, we’ll put a few of your guys on the committee.

GOP: Okay, take these guys.

Dems: Seriously? This is a joke, right?

GOP: No, you said we could have some of our people on the committee. These are the guys we want.

Dems: Fuck you, no.

Kevin McCarthy: “Pelosi has broken this institution.”