re: #103 Stoatly
Ha, when I was a kid we had a cat that spat a pill across the room to land under an X-ray machine - the vet bent to pick up the pill and brained himself on it as he stood up.
He staggered round the room bleeding and cursing - we had to administer pills ourselves after that
They’re evil, I tell ‘ee! EEEEVILLLL!!!!