re: #88 redc1c4

when people fall back on the “you’re fat” with me (i am) i simply smile and say
“yes i am, but you’re stupid, and i can diet.”

shuts them down every time.

Nice twist on the Churchill rejoinder:

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”