re: #89 Killgore Trout

Time to update our list of conspiracies. Today Michelle Malkin and others are claiming that Obama is teaching children the sexual technique of “fisting” (don’t google if you don’t know what it is). They’re calling it “Fistgate”.
/Not kidding.

Um.

WHAAAT?

And yes, I know what fisting is. That’s not the part I’m reacting to.